Tommy Cooper

Thomas Frederick Cooper (1921-1984) was a British prop comedian and magician.

Quotes

 *  'I used to be indecisive, but now I am not quite sure.'
 *  'Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.'
 *  'I love kids. I used to go to school with them'
 *  'I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any'